A Mutant's Testimonial

Out of boredom, I added a friendster account/domain about a mutant group in Xavierville Academy, and in return, they gave me a testimonial. The creator provided me an interestingly amusing one, which the X-Men buffs like me can easily dig. My powers are sort of Sound Wave Manipulation as a Beta class mutant, and here's the exact write-up:


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"Certified Mutant: Beta-Class. Mutant
Registration Number: ASD240012230
Abilities: Narj can manipulate any
available sonics around him. He can
control the sound-waves by either
magnifying or lessening their intensity.
Narj can magnify and concentrate any
sound to create a resonating concussive
blast or perhaps a deafening sonic
boom. He can also use sound vibration
to shatter things around him.
Codename: INFERNAL"
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Codename INFERNAL!!! Does it SOUND cool or cliche?
To be sure, there's one character I know in the WarCraft Universe called Infernal and he looked cool:

"...come closer, and ye shall be roasted!!"


As a gesture of appreciation, I returned the favor by writing this testimonial to them:

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"I am looking forward to learn in Xavier
Academy, under Ms. Emma Frost's supervision
on a one-on-one basis. I aspire to be an
Alpha class mutant. I need to apologize this
early for Doc Henry for the damages that
I'll be creating in the Danger Room, since
I love putting holes on every dummy
Sentinel's chest. I promise not to melt
Professor Xavier's adamantium chess pieces,
even if he cheats by reading my mind
(and put Colossus & Logan away, or I might
accidentally kill 'em!). About the Black Bird,
I would love to fly it but never let Sam
tempt me to race it against him...
Kurt might give me a goosebump by his sudden
appearances, but I'll be willing to be an
apprentice of Medieval swordfight.

Another thing, Kitty Pride is such a sweet,
nice, and accommodating chick, but please
remind her to cool it down, especially
when her hands go...wild. During her visit,
I appreciate it when she showed me her
favourite costume--the birthday suit.
Iceman will surely fire-up in rage to know
this, but heck, she told me she's NO
Bobby's girlfriend!!! =P

Peace to both Homo Sapiens and Homo Superiors!!!"
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Kitty Pride aka Shadowcat

Friendster, as a medium of online self-marketing and self-advertising (sounds really more like online pimping to me), helped people to go through different levels of human interactions by crossing the world's borders.

Sometimes, it also involved in crossing the borders of reality, for other people who needed a temporary existential bliss. But it's not totally bad.